The Bottom Ten of 2025

If we can talk about the best, we can also talk about the worst. I don’t have a whole lot to say except I didn’t see Five Nights at Freddy’s 2, Snow White, War of the Worlds, or Minecraft, so this list is missing those, and from all accounts, it probably shouldn’t be.

10. Back in Action

A real shame that this is the movie Cameron Diaz came out of retirement for. That Netflix money must be worth the tarnish on your career.

9. Opus

There was no real excitement or surprises in a movie that is clearly about cults but acts like it isn’t. We’ve seen a few movies with a similar plot lately and this is the worst of them all.

8. Keeper

Osgood Perkins certainly could have kept this one on the drawing board. He needs to slow down and put something out with a little more care put behind it again.

7. Electric State

There has never been less chemistry between two leads and their computer animated counterparts.

6. V/H/S Halloween

I’ve seen better acting in porn and I know there’s filmmakers out there with a little more creativity.

5. Die My Love

This could have worked if it was played off as an experimental film, but everyone involved has moved way past that part in their careers.

4. The Strangers: Chapter 2

We’re getting dangerously close to this ruining my love for the 2008 original.

3. Happy Gilmore 2

I don’t have much affection for the first one, but this had to have made some fans angry. Cameos lose their appeal when it’s the only thing you’re counting on working every 2 minutes.

2. Shelby Oaks.
Bland, ugly to look at, and its direction never felt like it had any.

1. The Woman in the Yard

The worst thing a movie can be is noncommittal. This movie is the King, or Queen, of just that.

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