Category: 2026

  • TOW

    TOW

    Less than a week off of presumably coming in second place in the Best Actress race, Rose Byrne is right back in the swing of things. Reading the title of the film might make you a little uneasy, but I promise it has nothing to do with feet. Amanda’s (Byrne)…

  • Dreams

    Dreams

    Dreams are sometimes just that, dreams. An unrealistic dream of mine has always been Jessica Chastain. The dream wasn’t dating her or anything, she’s just there in my mind a lot, so I guess it’s more of a daydream. A related dream of mine was having an erotic thriller starring…

  • How to Make a Killing

    How to Make a Killing

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World meets Snowpiercer. Now, that might not sound like something you wanted, but trust me, it is. You still might be wondering why my brain went to that mashup, and that’s because of the inherent nature and rules of their stories. In this film, Glen Powell…

  • Pillion

    Pillion

    First thing’s first, 50 Shades of Grey could never. Meter maid by day, barbershop quartet by night. If you told me grown up Dudley Dursely (Harry Meling) was in a film playing those roles and giving one of the best performances of the year, I never would have believed you.…

  • Shelter

    Shelter

    It’s safe to say that Jason Statham has now taken the place of what Liam Neeson was doing from 2014-2023. Now that means you’re going to get some good, some bad, and some just in between. This falls in the department of mostly the inbetween. You’re still getting Jason Statham…

  • Send Help

    Send Help

    The only help Sam Raimi, Rachel McAdams, and Dylan O’Brien are going to need is spreading the word on this movie, because it is a blast.  Right off the bat, this is a quintessential Raimi film. He’s been off the radar as far as original films go for 15 years,…

  • The Rip

    The Rip

    I think I got ripped off… Affleck and Damon have been one of my favorite on screen duos over the past thirty years and honestly this movie is no different. I have no shame in saying that Ben Affleck is my spirit animal, which is why I’m so let down…

  • 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

    28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

    After being a wee bit disappointed in 28 Years Later (2025), mainly because of its inconsistent and jarring choices, I can happily say that its direct sequel rules. Nia DaCosta was the perfect swap out for the director role as she unleashes the audience into a world that feels like…